The Pucumber Sasssquash Family Band

 was born in the deep freeze at an orchestra boot camp virtuoso vegetable instrumental secret santa pool in Hamilton. A bunch of vintage sprouts fell into an enormous sauce and dissolved into a cacophony of riffs picante. Nobody was looking and the pizza oven barfed a buffet of compost-math-punk dance party dementia. A bizarre seizure of frenetic flash fry smileicons lets a chakratic tickle-fest win in an armwrestle while the dishwasher breakdances on a giant electric fruit roll-up that's on sale.